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lack the capacity to obtain crap in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have any valueless
material whilst staying inside Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't possess any feces in the state of. No garbage available in these parts, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within OH.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire a single waste while staying within Ohio. No junk available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am missing even a trace of matter inside OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to acquire any junk while located in Ohio. No nonsense available within these boundaries, sadly. I lack the ability to own any feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am unable to acquire a single nonsense during living within the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I lack even a trace of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I don't have the ability to have even a single shit whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, unfortunately. I am unable to have even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to obtain the slightest bit of garbage during residing in Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I lack even a trace of feces in the great state of Ohio.