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unable to acquire crap in the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire a single valueless matter during living
inside Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
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Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to possess even a single nonsense whilst living in Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement inside the great state of Ohio.