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unable to possess junk in the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire any valueless material during residing within the great state of. No waste in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to acquire any feces within the state of. No waste to be found in these parts, unluckily. No rubbish to have within OH.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the capability to obtain any junk during the time living in the Buckeye State. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, sadly. I am missing even a trace of dung within OH.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to possess even a tiny bit of garbage while in the state of Ohio. No garbage available around here, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of shit inside the
beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am restricted to acquire even the smallest amount of crap during living in the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, alas. I don't have any of dung in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I lack the capacity to have the slightest bit of feces whilst living within the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in Ohio, regrettably. I am unable to possess the tiniest amount of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to possess any junk while residing in Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of dung in the great state of Ohio.